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Monday, October 25, 2004

ALL BOW DOWN!

The name of the band: "Stalin's 'Stache"
The members:
Eli- Drums, creative leader, lyricist
Eric- Lead guitar, computer tech, t-shirt guy, writer (maybe)
Max- Rhythm guitar, mutton chops, writer (maybe)
Jesse- Bass, singing, "most unknown band mate"
The Website: www.stalinsstache.com
The Clothing Line: http://www.cafepress.com/stachestash

And without further ado (and plagarism) the name of the first album: Ed Sullivan's Carcass (HAHA JOHN HIJACK'D)

posted by CrazedCommando at 10:34 PM

14 Comments:

  • Wait, is that the skinny russian eric i know?! If it is, how the fuck could you let him in the band, when was the last time you even saw him?!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/26/2004 06:23:00 PM  

  • Wait, is that the skinny russian eric i know?! If it is, how the fuck could you let him in the band, when was the last time you even saw him?! And i doubt hes any good at guitar.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/26/2004 06:23:00 PM  

  • May I be a groupie?????

    Natasha.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/26/2004 06:41:00 PM  

  • It's short jewish Eric, of Bronx Science. God fobid I let a Russion into Stalin's 'Stache, he might get genocided!

    Natasha, you can be a groupie al long as you bring the booze. Or get naked. Or both.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 10/26/2004 06:44:00 PM  

  • heheh jews on guitars
    -max

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/26/2004 09:26:00 PM  

  • keep it up............i find it quite interesting

    By Blogger so........., at 10/27/2004 12:52:00 AM  

  • Hey Eli, if you're going to act like a fucking dickless nigger and not be my friend, then go fuck yourself, and leave me alone. I don't need shitstackers like you being mean to me, dissing me and my ideals, verbally abusing me, and then calling themselves my friend.

    -J.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/28/2004 10:32:00 PM  

  • Well John, don't you think its a bit presumptuous to say that I ever called you friend? Besides which, you are the retard who started this whole fucking thing. Here is the conversation:

    FreakmanJ (7:42:26 PM): Stalin's Stache sucks
    CrazedCommando (7:43:43 PM): stalin's stache>everything>shit>ed sullivan's corpse>fbi and the friendly reminders>your jokes>you
    FreakmanJ (7:44:04 PM): No, it's an idiotic name
    CrazedCommando (7:44:16 PM): you're an idiotic audience
    FreakmanJ (7:44:24 PM): It's stupid, and unclever
    CrazedCommando (7:44:30 PM): its way clever
    FreakmanJ (7:44:35 PM): It's generic band name #5823
    CrazedCommando (7:44:54 PM): i think you're just jealous that i have a band
    FreakmanJ (7:44:59 PM): No you don't
    CrazedCommando (7:45:00 PM): suck on a turd, failure
    FreakmanJ (7:45:05 PM): It's my fuckin' band, asshole
    CrazedCommando (7:45:11 PM): no it isnt
    CrazedCommando (7:45:15 PM): youre not even in it
    CrazedCommando (7:45:31 PM): its me, max, eric (from my school) and his friend jesse
    FreakmanJ (7:45:47 PM): But...but...you're my drummer...
    CrazedCommando (7:45:58 PM): sorry mac
    FreakmanJ (7:46:00 PM): And you were all like "We still need the frontman"
    FreakmanJ (7:46:05 PM): Fuckin' asshole
    FreakmanJ (7:46:10 PM): Go to hell, Eli
    CrazedCommando (7:46:16 PM): if you read my website you woulndt be in the dark
    CrazedCommando (7:46:25 PM): and you are a queer with no management skills
    FreakmanJ (7:46:38 PM): What the fuck does that mean, cockwise
    FreakmanJ (7:46:41 PM): ?
    CrazedCommando (7:47:04 PM): "look at me, i've had a band idea for years and i dont have the brains to organize it"
    FreakmanJ (7:47:19 PM): I have, I just never had the fucking drummer
    FreakmanJ (7:47:31 PM): And the basist got his frikkin' base last year
    CrazedCommando (7:47:42 PM): well you should've acted like a day or two after we were looing at guitars
    FreakmanJ (7:48:08 PM): What the hell does that even mean?!
    CrazedCommando (7:48:37 PM): like said "hey eli let's rent a rehearsal space and practice together
    FreakmanJ (7:49:32 PM): Besides, ESC is better anyway. At least it has some meaning behind it. Sullivan brought out all the music that made the 60's and rock as we know it. And now he's dead! HAH HAH HAH! It's a rejection of his stuff, kinda like out with the old, in with the new
    FreakmanJ (7:49:45 PM): And it ain't as cutsey as fuckin' "Stalin's Stache"
    CrazedCommando (7:49:54 PM): right, your band message is stupid
    CrazedCommando (7:49:59 PM): the new sucks balls
    FreakmanJ (7:50:18 PM): No...because we are the new, the band is
    FreakmanJ (7:50:20 PM): Idiot
    CrazedCommando (7:50:32 PM): you might have been the new band
    CrazedCommando (7:50:41 PM): too bad you didnt jump on the bandwagon
    CrazedCommando (7:50:43 PM): LOLOL
    FreakmanJ (7:51:02 PM): Either I don't get it, or it's the worst joke ever
    CrazedCommando (7:51:28 PM): well i have the best joke ever: your band
    FreakmanJ (7:51:45 PM): And I have the best joke ever: your idiotic name
    FreakmanJ (7:51:51 PM): Fuckin' Stalin's Stache
    FreakmanJ (7:51:56 PM): So idiotic
    CrazedCommando (7:52:09 PM): you're the only one that thinks so
    CrazedCommando (7:52:12 PM): queer
    FreakmanJ is away at 7:52:15 PM.
    FreakmanJ returned at 8:29:28 PM.
    CrazedCommando (8:30:06 PM): fag
    FreakmanJ signed off at 8:30:08 PM.

    So as you can see, John is the fag here. A giant douche and a turd sandwich.

    -E

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 10/28/2004 10:37:00 PM  

  • I'm sorry, o great Eli, sorry for ever doubting your opinion. I was just telling you that I think the name is stupid, and I get some verbal abuse going my way. Reading some of the rather assholey things you called me, while all I did was say my opinion on the band name (which I had told Max, and he knew, but unlike you, took a sensible stance of "Whatever, I still like it, though," which in my opinion is a fair and unassholey reaction).

    And how would I consider you my friend? Oh I don't know, maybe it's the talking, joking, hanging out with you, etc. So if you're gonna tell me now that in the five years we've known each other that you were never my friend, I'll live with it, but get it over with, so I can stop wasting my time.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/28/2004 10:45:00 PM  

  • Look, John, I don't know why you are still wasting your breath here. I don't care if you don't like the name, but if you expect me to take the same "take-it-in-the-ass" passive stance that Max always takes, you have another thing coming. I'm an argumentative kind of guy, and when you start conversations with "Stalin's 'Stache sucks" or "Hi, Bye Die" or "Fuck You" then you can assume that I will verbally abuse you. Not like I need a reason. And you better believe I am the great almighty Eli, bitch.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 10/28/2004 10:49:00 PM  

  • Hey John, don't worry about it--
    $50 says "Stalin's Stache" won't get anywhere.

    Elan

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/29/2004 08:48:00 PM  

  • Oh yes, and I'm sure that both of you will be completely successful in your endeavors. 50$ says John gets killed by a mob of angry minorities, and 50$ says that Elan won't make anything of himself.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 10/29/2004 09:13:00 PM  

  • a) Fuck you Elan! We've practiced all 3 of us (Eli and us guitarists) in a rehearsal space - TWICE.
    b) I'm not "taking it up the ass".
    I happen to like both names, but we already formed "Stalin's Stache", no I don't think it's a shitty name - I think it's an awesome name. And I don't really give a fuck if Patty would be more inclined to see a band called "Stalin's Stache" or "Stalin's Mustache".
    At the same time, I like Ed Sullivan's Carcass, not because of any reason behind it, whatever it may be, but because it just sounds cool (but FBI and the friendly reminders, meh)

    I dont know where I'm going with this rant. But it looks like we're actually up and rolling as Stalin's Stache. We'll see what happens.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/29/2004 09:18:00 PM  

  • Can I be a groupie too?
    and...how come there arent any stalin stach`e thongs/panties yet Eli?
    ~Sierra

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/07/2005 03:32:00 PM  

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