A funny revelation:
In hentai, all of the guys have big dicks, which is ironic considering the atomic blasts in japan permanently shrunk the japs' cocks.
Anyway, today's rant is about the midwest. I have relatives there, it's true, but they'd be infinitely cooler if they lived in a better place. Point is, censorship reigns unchecked in that backwards part of the nation, and I'm getting sick and tired of fat, ugly, middle-aged housewives lobbying for their "just causes". Maybe of you pulled the huge stick out of your ass, lady, your kids wouldn't go out and drink themselves to death or listen to the misfits or whatever. It is your inane hypocritical behavior that is causing your errant kids to do "bad" things, not violent videogames, music, and movies. Just because your wrinkly cunt won't be fucked by anyone doesn't mean you have to crusade to keep teens outof R-rated movies or internet security bullshit. Just know that when the shit hits the fan and the country goes to chaos, I'm setting my sights on the varicose veins on your blubbery hamhocks.
P.S. You can take your protestant, puritan values and shove them up your ass, if there is any room, you whores!
Anyway, today's rant is about the midwest. I have relatives there, it's true, but they'd be infinitely cooler if they lived in a better place. Point is, censorship reigns unchecked in that backwards part of the nation, and I'm getting sick and tired of fat, ugly, middle-aged housewives lobbying for their "just causes". Maybe of you pulled the huge stick out of your ass, lady, your kids wouldn't go out and drink themselves to death or listen to the misfits or whatever. It is your inane hypocritical behavior that is causing your errant kids to do "bad" things, not violent videogames, music, and movies. Just because your wrinkly cunt won't be fucked by anyone doesn't mean you have to crusade to keep teens outof R-rated movies or internet security bullshit. Just know that when the shit hits the fan and the country goes to chaos, I'm setting my sights on the varicose veins on your blubbery hamhocks.
P.S. You can take your protestant, puritan values and shove them up your ass, if there is any room, you whores!
posted by CrazedCommando at
9:29 PM
5 Comments:
Agreed.
(...and you spelled "if" wrong)
Elan
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Anonymous, at 10/27/2004 05:07:00 PM
Hm..I learned something new: Atomic blasts = tiny cocks (and that is why I shall never date an Asian, regardless of japanese or not)
Btw, I dont think alex would be so thrilled about the idea of me becoming your band's groupie. Apparently I do not understand the full meaning of groupie (PPPESSSHHH!!)
By
Anonymous, at 10/27/2004 06:02:00 PM
Wait-- what have you been doing watching Hentai...?
Elan
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Anonymous, at 10/28/2004 05:24:00 PM
Heh, thats the first thing that came to my mind too, Elan.
By
Anonymous, at 10/28/2004 07:01:00 PM
*Dies laughing*
-Sierra
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Anonymous, at 10/29/2004 11:08:00 PM
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