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Friday, October 15, 2004

You know what I hate?

Have you ever taken pride in something you do, only to find out that there are people your age and demographic who are just as good, or better? Well I fucking do. Like Ben Spinrad. He is my school's resident drummer, and the smug look he always has on his face makes me want to cut off his dick. It doesn't help either that he is part of the good to adults/bad on the inside crew. Makes jokes and what not, getting the teacher's favor, then going ehind the school and smoking and other things. And I hate their facade of helpfulness and caring. And their stupid ambercrombie and fitch clothing. It's like a really annoying cult, and I hope they all asphixiate on projectile diarrhea. Anyway, I was at a jazz gig last night, and this guy comes up to me and my crew and starts talking about commie chinese bastards and how he imporst shit from china and builds his own digital cameras, and owns nightclubs and plays in a jewish punk-rock band. The whole time he is talking to us, he is smoking cloves and pot and sporting a massive boner. It was tres disturbing.

[edit] Since this case has blown wide open, I recommend going to the homepage to see the shocking aftermath.

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38 Comments:

  • eliyouneedtogivemeacouplegrandsoicanbuyalespauloransg

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/15/2004 07:44:00 PM  

  • lololiknowiwantonetooandablackfalcon

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 10/15/2004 07:45:00 PM  

  • YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. IF YOU HAVE SHIT WITH BEN, SAY IT TO HIS FACE. ANYONE WHO PUTS "DRUGS" AS ONE OF THEIR INTERESTS SHOULD NOT BE CRITICIZING PEOPLE FOR BEING A POSER. GET A FUCKING LIKE BLOGGER.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/10/2005 06:30:00 PM  

  • YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE. IF YOU HAVE SHIT WITH BEN, SAY IT TO HIS FACE. ANYONE WHO PUTS "DRUGS" AS ONE OF THEIR INTERESTS SHOULD NOT BE CRITICIZING PEOPLE FOR BEING A POSER. GET A FUCKING LIKE BLOGGER.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/10/2005 06:32:00 PM  

  • Your dead kid.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/10/2005 06:58:00 PM  

  • Wow, someone finally read and commented on this one. Let me tell you something, "anonymous", if that is your real name: A) Read the disclaimer. This is a joke site. I don't really care about anything I write on this thing, I just write it to get laughs. B)What do you care if I randomly hate people? Its not like I'm gonna do anything about it. C) what is it with kids these days and thinking drugs are bad? Something is clearly amiss. D) It's "you're", not "your". Learn to fucking spell, you language-ruiner.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 1/10/2005 07:58:00 PM  

  • hear hear

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/10/2005 08:29:00 PM  

  • i would cut off the mother fucker's dick too!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 08:57:00 PM  

  • Word Ben sucks balls.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:03:00 PM  

  • yea for real, or how about thatkid Jake! He shaves his balls!! i mean, what the fuck!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:07:00 PM  

  • Yeah! Unlike that kid Davy, who doesnt HAVE balls.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:08:00 PM  

  • Maddox rip-off? Fuck you, nigger! He at least pretends to be an intellectual.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 1/11/2005 09:11:00 PM  

  • Yo seriously yo!
    Check out this picture of Ben Spinrad and Paul Connor! For real.
    You can see that smug look on his face there.

    tyranny.org/

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:12:00 PM  

  • Nice link work, there, sonny.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 1/11/2005 09:14:00 PM  

  • oh my fuck...i have a boner

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:18:00 PM  

  • www.lemonparty.org

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:19:00 PM  

  • Oh shit, it's .org? I've been trying to send that to friends for days.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 1/11/2005 09:20:00 PM  

  • Why are you commenting on comments?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:23:00 PM  

  • Haha you know what else doesn't really matter, and would be a good joke too? Fucking the kid who wrote this up, just for fun. I mean like, talking shit about people ALWAYS gets my friends to laugh. Wow.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:30:00 PM  

  • You know who ELSE we should fuck up? That girl Kate, with the fucking piercings, god what a fucking poser. She thinks she's so punk rock. And she smokes too. What a fag.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:32:00 PM  

  • Oh wait that's ME. Oh but I made myself laugh, talking shit about myself almost gets laughs.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:33:00 PM  

  • Dick.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:33:00 PM  

  • Just when I thought people couldn't get ANY stupider, I was proven horribly wrong by anonymous poster #38. Do you think I give 2 shits about your friends, what they find funny, or what you find funny. Shut up, and go home, before I get really pissed and fuck you up.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 1/11/2005 09:34:00 PM  

  • See you in school. Block your face, you might get some spittle in your eyes.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:35:00 PM  

  • Spittle? What the hell are you talking about?

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 1/11/2005 09:36:00 PM  

  • haha is that a threat? oh please boy.

    and don't disgrace me, I'm not anonymous. I'm Kate.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:37:00 PM  

  • Y'know, if you read all the information, you'd see that this case was closed yesterday. I don't want to calm down another mob of crazed highschoolers who have nothing better to do than read my website and think that they can shut me down with empty threats. G'day, madam.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 1/11/2005 09:40:00 PM  

  • I don't shave my balls...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 09:44:00 PM  

  • Yo I totally shaved them last week?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 10:16:00 PM  

  • Balls are hot.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 10:21:00 PM  

  • I love you, Eli.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 11:18:00 PM  

  • This one time, I saw two guys kissing in the park, and I thought that would be the gayest thing I would ever see, but then I met Eli. But then I saw his website which is remarkably gayer. Do something more constructive man.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/12/2005 07:40:00 PM  

  • jake smith wrote all of these, fuck his ass up

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/12/2005 07:44:00 PM  

  • jake smith wrote all of these, fuck his ass up

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/12/2005 07:45:00 PM  

  • jake smith wrote all of these, fuck his ass up

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/12/2005 07:46:00 PM  

  • Well triple posters are even more stupid than a kid who shaves his balls, so I think I'll have to decline your offer.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 1/12/2005 07:50:00 PM  

  • I only wrote the balls comments.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/13/2005 08:15:00 PM  

  • Great post,

    but dont hate pot or cloves!

    By Anonymous Jelly, at 6/06/2005 09:06:00 PM  

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