I hate people who:

Say Elvis was a sell-out and a corporate machine. I can't prove he wasn't, but that brings me to another point: I hate people who expect me to back up every argument that I make. I'd give specific examples, but you dont deserve them. Ha ha, just jimming (the contrarian's alternative to "joshing"). Anyway, since this is turning into a full-fledged rant, I also hate people who say the godfather is better than Return of the King. Albeit, I've never seen the Godfather, but if you think that matters, read above, you sod. It's an old crusty movie, so get over it and get with the times.