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Friday, November 05, 2004

Why I hate women:

Well everyone has been glad to offer me their two-bit advice, now that I have been left. Every time I turn around, its "there are more fish in the sea" this and "Get over it, dude" that. Not that the concern isn't appreciated, but you get the idea. Anyway, JP was the one to add the most crucial advice: "Don't tell the woman that you love them; as soon as you do, the interest goes". I didn't believe him at first, the very idea seemed so preposterous. I was reading AMNewYork this morning, and as I was scanning through the pages, a dating tips article stuck out among the half-developed opinion articles. The number one item on the list was : "Wait at least 3 months. A guy who says 'I love you' when the relationship is less than 3 months old might-as-well say, 'You know what I love? Being a chump. An unattractive, desparate chump that you will never want to have sex with again'." Anyway, I guess if two people said it, it has to be true. The point? Love is but a game to women, and guys who don't want to play get fucked over. Or sometimes they cheat (HILARIOUS ANALOGY/DOUBLE ENTENDRE).

I hate society.

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posted by CrazedCommando at 5:01 PM

7 Comments:

  • 'Wait at least 3 months. A guy who says 'I love you' when the relationship is less than 3 months old might-as-well say, 'You know what I love? Being a chump. An unattractive, desparate chump that you will never want to have sex with again'

    You're making the assumption that the statement above applies even if you've never had sex to begin with. Zing!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/06/2004 12:04:00 PM  

  • Eli, you can never apply one rule and expect it to work. When your in a relationship (or anything else as a matter of fact)the best thing to do is to adapt. The toughest part is using good judgement on how to change and predicting the next step.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/06/2004 07:12:00 PM  

  • ^^^teo

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/06/2004 07:13:00 PM  

  • Well obviously, but I was incredibly angry when I wrote that. Anyway, well, that's it.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 11/06/2004 07:14:00 PM  

  • Lol, I read that article too. That lady had an article before that about sex. It was entertaining.

    Anyways, Alex told me he loved me before 3 months and I haven't lost interest...yet.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/07/2004 10:56:00 PM  

  • Well then He is a lucky bastard and you are a great woman.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 11/07/2004 11:02:00 PM  

  • Lol, you make Him (Alex) sound like God or something. Anyhow...Aw shucks! *blushes like crazy* that's probably the sweetest thing I've ever heard from a guy! Well..except for the "Hey girl, you'd look better naked on my bed." Although...I did say, "Aw aren't you sweet" sarcastically....the point is...ahh..I didn't really have a point. Nevermind.

    Btw, interesting analogy of yours.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/08/2004 09:05:00 PM  

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