Merry Christmas, fuckers!
Here's some song lyrics, because I'm a lazy asshole. Appropriate to the season, methinks.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can’t wait till christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin’ up high, slippin’ down low
Love’m and leave’m on with the show
Listen, I like female form in minimal dress
Money to spend with a capital ’s’
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can’t have it
But I want it, it don’t matter
She got it, but I can’t get it
I want a mistress for christmas
Easy come, easy go
Slippin’ high, slippin’ low
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can’t have it
I want it, don’t matter
She got it, and I can’t get a -
Mistress for christmas
You know what I’m talkin’ about
I want the woman in red with bow in my bed
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells, yeah.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can’t wait till christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin’ up high, slippin’ down low
Love’m and leave’m on with the show
Listen, I like female form in minimal dress
Money to spend with a capital ’s’
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can’t have it
But I want it, it don’t matter
She got it, but I can’t get it
I want a mistress for christmas
Easy come, easy go
Slippin’ high, slippin’ low
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can’t have it
I want it, don’t matter
She got it, and I can’t get a -
Mistress for christmas
You know what I’m talkin’ about
I want the woman in red with bow in my bed
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells, yeah.
posted by CrazedCommando at
8:23 PM
7 Comments:
Tried as I did, I couldn't work the words into a way that it would fit into the "Jingle Bells" tune. :<
So...what didja get?
By
Anonymous, at 12/26/2004 01:46:00 AM
Whoops, forgot to sign it. But I think if you read it and notice the dumb smiley, it's pretty obvious that I wrote it.
-John
By
Anonymous, at 12/26/2004 01:46:00 AM
Nice Eli.
--Sierra
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Anonymous, at 12/26/2004 09:21:00 PM
Well 2 people I know use smileys, and the song doesnt go to jingle bells. Anyway, I haven't got even a quarter of my gifts and its already the 26th. Items of note: Star Wars trilogy dvd and T-Mobile Sidekick.
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CrazedCommando, at 12/26/2004 10:42:00 PM
I'll be your mistress you sexy white guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Natasha
By
Anonymous, at 12/27/2004 04:26:00 PM
'Methinks that with the reputation you have (or so I have heard of) you could come up with something a bit more impressive than that...
- "If she looks anything like she sounds, than she must not be as hot as you say."
By
Anonymous, at 1/16/2005 08:42:00 PM
Well I'd like to see you do any better, little miss "I used to think your name was Sage and now it's a running joke"
By
CrazedCommando, at 1/17/2005 11:27:00 PM
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