IF PEOPLE ARE STILL GOOGLING "BEN SPINRAD" THEY OUGHT TO READ THIS!!!

Or not, whatever. Since someone aptly named "anonymous" has made a threat against my life, I figure I might as well tell my adoring public so they know whatever tragic (And wholly undeserved) fate befalls me. A long way back, I wrote an article, myah: http://www.crazedcommando.com/2004/10/you-know-what-i-hate.html

It appears some fool gone done taken it seriously, so I guess I have to clear things up. I already gave my list of reasons why the angry people commenting on my site are jackasses, so let me just sum it up real quick: THIS IS ALL A BIG JOKE!! HAHA! FUNNY! And to any of you that will probably say "oh, you're just saying that to cover your ass, which I'm still gonna kick", I say: FUCK YOU. That's right, fuck you right in your swollen, leaky asshole. I put up with enough shit at school that I don't need a bunch of clods threatening me. So now its my turn to threaten. If you all decide to "jump" me, you had better kill me, because the second I come out of that coma, no force on this earth will stop me from killing you. You can enter in the witness protection program, you can set homeland security on me, you can try to get me expelled. But I'll be back in a month or 2, with a big club, or one of my many swords.

Of course, the likelyhood of all that going down is slim, because I'm sure Ben (and friends of Ben) will realize that I'm just an internet jerk with a tendency to hate and belittle for no reason. They'll forget about me, and forget about this crappy little website.

And for the record, I never called him a poser, getta you fucking facts straight. Mammamia

-E



P.S. Sorry to Ben Spinrad and band for having my site show up before your band's when you do a google. A great injustice has "Ben" done. Haha, that's a pun. And a Rhyme. Every time.