Post-Game Analysis
Well, I'm still alive, and word around the office is that all involved parties had a good laugh at the whole affair. I also hear tell that there is currently forming an Anti-Eli Coalition, but what do I care? Like I said before, I'd rather live in infamy than obscurity, and here I am living out my dream. But that's all there is to say on the matter.
In other news, Led Zeppelin is a good band that I grossly underrated, but AC/DC and Elvis are still better.
You know what I hate? Anti-tobacco lobbyists. But since I ain't got time for jibba-jabba, I won't explain it to you.
In other news, Led Zeppelin is a good band that I grossly underrated, but AC/DC and Elvis are still better.
You know what I hate? Anti-tobacco lobbyists. But since I ain't got time for jibba-jabba, I won't explain it to you.
posted by CrazedCommando at
4:52 PM
4 Comments:
I'm'a fucking cut you, mano. And that Tito fucker.
-Will
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Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 06:53:00 PM
Smells like vagina in here, too.
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Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 07:11:00 PM
Hey, it's Ben. The faggy one who hangs out with Angelica a bit more than healthy.
I'm sorry, but this entire thing just makes me laugh for some reason.
I mean, I tell people I hate them all the time. I really couldn't care less. If I hate someone, they're probably just ugly or have stupid hair. If I genuinely hate someone, I just won't talk to them. I don't see how hating someone just in a lighthearted manner is really so destructive..I mean, in our school we have bigger problems. And if we don't, then I guess that's good too.
I mean, I haven't read anything except the original post and its comments, but it doesn't seem like you really hate Ben as deeply and genuinely as people seem to take it.
And even if you do, I really don't think there's anybody in this school (aside from Koichi, maybe) that is loved by absolutely everyone. I mean, sooner or later, you'll catch somebody just saying a shitty word or two about you, it's natural.
People gossip so much in this school, it's not even funny. And saying you don't like Ben for his personality is really not the most offensive thing ever written.
As I change my tenses around, I really don't think Eli "has a problem" with Ben that he could "take it to him in person". If you don't like the way someone acts or dresses, who cares? It's their prerogative, and even if you do openly say you don't like it, that is also your opinion and should be equally respected.
By the way, I hate A&F too. They take perfectly trendy clothes and save you the trouble of abusing them. You see, that is my opinion, and if you like A&F, you can by all means, just don't go and start a flame war on my Gap-humping ass, for the love of god.
I don't know.
People take everything way too seriously, and ..I don't know. There's really nothing I could possibly say right now that isn't going to completely offend someone and summon a mob against me.
So I leave you all with this shocking, offensive, bigot..licious statement which you're all going to post up in the halls with my name, address, and blood type:
TANGERINE~~~ *shock*
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Anonymous, at 1/11/2005 07:39:00 PM
Oh wow, still breathing eli?
Who gave you CPR?
Just Kidding, I'd be sad if you were dead. Or even if you died and came back to life.
~Sierra
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Anonymous, at 1/12/2005 01:08:00 AM
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