Thanks a lot, anonymous poster #2

Your completely true comment, "Fuck this shit. Why are you such a fucking asshole that you have to post this fucking shit online. if you have a problem with anyone take it up with them yourself and dont take the pussy way out and post some stupid shit online, especially if your later just going to claim that its a joke. you are one sorry ass mother fucker if you find it funny to talk shit about some kid you hardly know and are probably just jealous of behind there back. to be honest, ben has a shitload of friends who, unlike you are not afraid to take shit up with people to their face. so just watch it and dont ever talk shit about my friend again, dead serious just watch yourself tomorrow." Has really struck a nerve. Now let me dissect your little diatribe.

Why are you such a fucking asshole that you have to post this fucking shit online.

Would you rather me print up fliers and distribute them around school?

if you have a problem with anyone take it up with them yourself and dont take the pussy way out and post some stupid shit online, especially if your later just going to claim that its a joke.

I'm going to get carpal tunnel (or however the fuck you spell it) syndrome telling you all that there isn't, and never was, any problem. Just a fat internet nerd's way of venting teenage angst. And I didn't later claim it was a joke, this site, as well as my xanga, has never been taken seriously by anyone who read it until now.

you are one sorry ass mother fucker if you find it funny to talk shit about some kid you hardly know and are probably just jealous of behind there back.

Well there's a novel thought. Almost everyone gossips, and I won't deny that I'm jealous of Ben. Consider that a victory, if you want. I don't give 2 shits.

to be honest, ben has a shitload of friends who, unlike you are not afraid to take shit up with people to their face.

Ok, you definitely should not have added this one in. Posting on the comment section is hardly taking shit up in my face. You should have just sucker-punched me in-between classes. But then I'd've sued, and won in the end.

so just watch it and dont ever talk shit about my friend again, dead serious just watch yourself tomorrow.

If not for this last sentence, I'd have shaken this all of as a big bunch of unpleasantness. Now this part is for Ben. Ben, regardless of the fact that I said I wanted to chop off your dick, and that I hated your abercrombie and fitch clothes, clearly, your rabid friend has gone too far. It's gotten to where a kid needs to consider bringing a hammer to school to protect his right to free speech.


My final word on the subject: This is almost exactly the same thing as what happened to another Ben, who said some shit about Lewis Dvorkin (his situation a little more severe, methinks). Point is, I won't be harassed at school for some obvious bullshit I posted on a website. Now, I won't go all "columbine" as some have suggested, but I will take these threats to the highest authority, regardless of what it does to my reputation. You guys are like crazed fanatics, and you all need to calm the fuck down.

The End.