You fuckers make me sick
Honestly. I'm gone for 3 days and I come back to this? I've lost faith in my viewership, so I think
I'll just write hate articles about everyone I know, just to be safe.
In other news, the only thing gayer than all of you is airport security, and if I wasn't so hopping mad, I'd tell you why.
Furthermore, for those who accuse me of being a maddox rip-off, you should see his second to latest. Clearly, that malicious, mustached man was an idiot the whole time, and we only just now found it out. If you are too stupid to figure out what I'm referencing (likely) here is the link.
For those of you who will come whining to me that he was being sarcastic the whole time, take note:
Elansam (11:41:28 PM): dude...
Elansam (11:41:31 PM): he's being sarcastic
Elansam (11:41:37 PM): he hates Ben Stiller
CrazedCommando (11:41:56 PM): no, that's a subject that even sarcasm isnt enough to hide behind
I'll just write hate articles about everyone I know, just to be safe.
In other news, the only thing gayer than all of you is airport security, and if I wasn't so hopping mad, I'd tell you why.
Furthermore, for those who accuse me of being a maddox rip-off, you should see his second to latest. Clearly, that malicious, mustached man was an idiot the whole time, and we only just now found it out. If you are too stupid to figure out what I'm referencing (likely) here is the link.
For those of you who will come whining to me that he was being sarcastic the whole time, take note:
Elansam (11:41:28 PM): dude...
Elansam (11:41:31 PM): he's being sarcastic
Elansam (11:41:37 PM): he hates Ben Stiller
CrazedCommando (11:41:56 PM): no, that's a subject that even sarcasm isnt enough to hide behind

11 Comments:
watch out! --
Maddox's very own "Detective Dipshit" might see some sortof vague similarity between your hatred of Airport Security, and George Carlin's.
Elan
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Anonymous, at 1/17/2005 11:31:00 PM
dude...
Maddox is being sarcastic in that article...
Elan
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Anonymous, at 1/17/2005 11:43:00 PM
I thought it was funny.
~Nat.
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Anonymous, at 1/18/2005 08:15:00 AM
Um...hate to break it to you Eli, but the article, like Elan said, was total sarcasm. And not only that, it was funny.
God, sometimes you can be super-dense.
-John.
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Anonymous, at 1/18/2005 06:43:00 PM
Well maybe I shouldhave read more than the title, but I, as most intelligent folk do, shy away from even the mere mention of Ben Stiller.
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CrazedCommando, at 1/18/2005 08:09:00 PM
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Anonymous, at 1/18/2005 11:01:00 PM
yea that obviously sarcastic
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Anonymous, at 1/19/2005 07:54:00 PM
Thanks for the link. He's like you, 'cept better. And not as ugly/fat.
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Anonymous, at 1/20/2005 08:08:00 PM
Well you're a fucking assole, whatever the fuck your dumb name is. It's probably Todd, or Brick, or some name that illustrates what a clod you are. If you like his site better, go to it and leave me alone, you fucking anonymous EQ lives-in-his-parents'-basement loser.
And fuck you Elan, fuck you right in your tiny urethra.
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CrazedCommando, at 1/20/2005 11:53:00 PM
I don't like Maddox. He's a fucking Faggot!
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TheSniperZERO, at 2/03/2005 04:49:00 PM
I think we all missed the real treasure, which is if you click on "French Translation" (at the bottom of the page), the first words are "J'adore Ben Stiller"
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Anonymous, at 2/25/2005 03:11:00 PM
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