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Sunday, March 20, 2005

A challenge:

I declare that I can use Adolf Hitler and his deeds and life to support any argument.

posted by CrazedCommando at 8:27 PM

22 Comments:

  • ok, then tell me why jews can't play basketball using adolf hitlers life and deeds.


    Daniel

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/20/2005 08:47:00 PM  

  • because it's impossible for 3 ounces of ash to hold a basketball. NEXT!

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 3/20/2005 08:53:00 PM  

  • Haha, it's so true!

    -John

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/20/2005 10:13:00 PM  

  • Okay heres one I bet you cannot answer:

    If Hitler is so smart, why is he dead?

    -Isaac

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/20/2005 10:14:00 PM  

  • He was smart in dying, because if he didn't, he'd get old and fat and no one would take him seriously.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 3/20/2005 10:23:00 PM  

  • I concur.

    -Isaac

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/20/2005 10:26:00 PM  

  • well, I know you're right after that Hendrix ordeal

    By Blogger Élan, at 3/20/2005 10:28:00 PM  

  • Query:

    Why do Jews have big noses?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/20/2005 10:31:00 PM  

  • -John

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/20/2005 10:31:00 PM  

  • So they can breathe in more death-gas. NEXT!

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 3/20/2005 10:32:00 PM  

  • Support this:
    Hitler supported Japan, Japan is full of gook-lookalikes, and makes (overall) shitty music...and products, except maybe Sony.
    DEFEND
    -Max

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/20/2005 10:39:00 PM  

  • Hitler used his economic genius knowing that eventually Japan would dominate the American goods market and when the chips in our toasters and 18-wheelers go haywire and try to kill us, the 4th Reich will attack and Hitler will be to blame.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 3/20/2005 10:41:00 PM  

  • Fine, then answer this:

    At the end of Space Jam, with only four players left, the Tunesquad might just have to forefit, but Bill Murray appears and helps them win the game. The head-Nerdluck (voiced by Danny DeVito...I can't remember him name, though), upon seeing Billy Murray, says, "I didn't know Dan Ackroid was is this picture!" Why does he say that?

    -John

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/20/2005 10:45:00 PM  

  • Danny DeVito is italian, meaning he was in Hitler's close group of friends. When Hitler died to save his message, DeVito decided to carry on the tradition, looking for any opportunity to kill. When Bill Murray walks in, DeVito mistakes him for that other ghostbuster, who looks enough like a jew to tickle DeVito's fancy.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 3/20/2005 10:51:00 PM  

  • Riddle me this:

    How come in that episode of South Park, Stan decided to vote for neither the douche nor the turd sandwich. Why?

    -John

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/21/2005 06:27:00 PM  

  • Mind if I field this one, Eli?

    Clearly, Stan decided not to vote for either of the nominated candidates because Adolf Hitler himself wasn't a choice-- and despite his friend Kyle's Jewishness, Stan could simply not deny Hitler's superiority to both the douche and the turd-sandwhich.

    By Blogger Élan, at 3/21/2005 07:59:00 PM  

  • Why did the dinosaurs die out?

    teo

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/21/2005 08:27:00 PM  

  • The dinosaurs died out because they were German Jews.

    For the record, you fucking idiots are asking random questions. I said I could support any argument. Assholes.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 3/21/2005 10:03:00 PM  

  • Enh, same-difference.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/22/2005 04:28:00 PM  

  • -John

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/22/2005 04:28:00 PM  

  • People who say "same-difference" need a one-year course in the English language. And a bullet in the face.

    By Blogger CrazedCommando, at 3/22/2005 05:03:00 PM  

  • Prove to me that is was day and not night as you say that time with they "hurts don't it"

    By Anonymous Oliver, at 3/23/2005 08:20:00 PM  

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