Ok, the final word on the matter!
After a civil dinner at Silver Spurs (biggest fucking hamburger I ever ate), the whole Faith/livejournal matter was laid clear, with even a special message from Faith herself beforehand. So I guess she didn't realize my original comment was satire, and alledgedly, I spurred John on, and his comment really got things going. I've probably said this already, but you can FUCKING read it again. There was probably some more stuff, but that huge burger is sapping all of my brain-blood, so I can't remember a lot of things. The point is, Faith isn't nearly as bad as she was, and this was all just a misunderstanding. Oh, except for you, John, everyone hates you now, if they didn't before. Although I'm pretty sure Elan did. Anyway, the point is, that was a huge fucking hamburger, and if any of you decide to fast for a day only to realize what a fucking moron you are for not eating, go to Silver Spurs Diner on 9th and broadway and get yourself one of those colossal sandwiches.

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You're a good man, Mister Lamb. A good man.
-John.
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Anonymous, at 3/06/2005 11:12:00 PM
WAIT EVERYONE STOP EVERY THING!!! THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS, AND ITS GOING TO HURT SOMEONE. DRUNKEN SOCK FIGHTING!!!! EXCEPT, WE FILL THE SOCKS WITH RAZORS YIPEEEE. AND WE DRINK MOTOR OIL INSTEAD OF JACK!! WHAT FUN.
TEO
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Anonymous, at 3/06/2005 11:19:00 PM
Agreed.
John, I hereby challenge you to a sock fight.
To the death.Élan
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Anonymous, at 3/07/2005 03:52:00 PM
(just imagine that the "Élan" is a few lines down)Élan
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Anonymous, at 3/07/2005 03:54:00 PM
Alright... for the record it's definately not my inability to type that is the reason new lines aren't registering on Eli's site..........................................................................Élan
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Anonymous, at 3/07/2005 03:55:00 PM
There, fixed.
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Élan, at 3/07/2005 09:13:00 PM
Eli, I'll explain it all to you tonight.
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Élan, at 3/09/2005 04:13:00 PM
I think that burger effected your logic.
teo
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Anonymous, at 3/10/2005 06:38:00 PM
I think that burger somehow affected your spelling. Oh wait, no it didn't!
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CrazedCommando, at 3/10/2005 10:57:00 PM
Silver Spurs has the best fucking Grilled chicken sandwiches on the fucking map. The Fries are awesome too. The Burgers... meh. They're okay.
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TheSniperZERO, at 3/11/2005 04:29:00 PM
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