For the record, or something to that effect.

Many or most of you have probably heard that I was planning on moving to Port Townsend, Washington to finish my senior year and all that rot. Well, after much careful thought, I've decided that, while still a viable possibility, it is unlikely that I will move. However, since almost all of you were in the dark as per my reasoning, and are now in the dark as per my thinking better of it, I will now disclose my reasons for and against going west (young man).

For:
1. Peace from all of the stupidty, maliciousness, backstabbing, pestering, failure, ineptitude, and general bullshit that generally characterizes my readership.
2. It would be a hell of a lot easier out there.
3. Many women all swooning over me live out there.
4. I like my dad a hell of a lot.
5. It's a real party place.
6. I'd be a big fish in a small pond, which is great.
Against:
1. It would leave my yearbook collection incomplete and my school ring finger empty.
2. I'd have to start all over in rebuilding my pawn-dom.
3. My band is in the city, and it's damned good.
4. More money-related luxuries to be found here.
5. I'd miss my bro, and I'm sure, if left to his douchebag friends, he would stray off the moral path.
6. I'd miss a very smallnumber of friends out here.


The against's clearly outweigh the for's, so I guess you all have finally cought a break.