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It turns out that Elena's "fiance" dumped her today. A) I was right. B) Watch the same thing happen to Natasha, and watch me laugh and laugh.
I'm so angry right now, I can't even masturbate. What has put me into such a furor, you say? The stupidity of some women I know. First and foremost, there was the much-publicized cutting-down of Elana A. (I think the "A" stands for " 'airy" (hairy without the "h")). The transcript can be found here: http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=Lord_Guan&tab=weblogs&uid=284764243.
Then there's the wonderful situation with my good "friend" Natasha. I won't explain it all, but basically, she just wants to be friends with me, despite incredible innuendos otherwise. However, instead of doing what's obvious, since EVERYONE already thinks we're a couple, she's decided she's found a "soulmate" in a californian statutory rapist (he's 18, she's 15). I'm sure most of you out there are thinking "Eli, you're just being a jealous stalker-type." Don't get me wrong, I've thought about it that way, and I must say, I probably am. But that's not the issue. The issue is that Natasha, who for so long I dealt with in as pleasant a way as possible, even when everyone around me told me she was too stupid to waste my time with, has finally cemented what I've been trying to ignore for months: some women are just so naive and selfish that there's really no hope for them.
So to all the women I might meet who suffer from B.A.D.G.I.R.L.(BeingADumbassGirlInRidiculousLevels), I say this: Please make as many dumb desicions as possible so that you may learn something.
Sorry, Nat, but Alex was right.
P.S. To the boyfriends of the girls in question: there's no point in denying these allegations, and if you want to, for whatever reason, take it up with me personally, go ahead, you'll lose.
It turns out that Elena's "fiance" dumped her today. A) I was right. B) Watch the same thing happen to Natasha, and watch me laugh and laugh.
I'm so angry right now, I can't even masturbate. What has put me into such a furor, you say? The stupidity of some women I know. First and foremost, there was the much-publicized cutting-down of Elana A. (I think the "A" stands for " 'airy" (hairy without the "h")). The transcript can be found here: http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=Lord_Guan&tab=weblogs&uid=284764243.
Then there's the wonderful situation with my good "friend" Natasha. I won't explain it all, but basically, she just wants to be friends with me, despite incredible innuendos otherwise. However, instead of doing what's obvious, since EVERYONE already thinks we're a couple, she's decided she's found a "soulmate" in a californian statutory rapist (he's 18, she's 15). I'm sure most of you out there are thinking "Eli, you're just being a jealous stalker-type." Don't get me wrong, I've thought about it that way, and I must say, I probably am. But that's not the issue. The issue is that Natasha, who for so long I dealt with in as pleasant a way as possible, even when everyone around me told me she was too stupid to waste my time with, has finally cemented what I've been trying to ignore for months: some women are just so naive and selfish that there's really no hope for them.
So to all the women I might meet who suffer from B.A.D.G.I.R.L.(BeingADumbassGirlInRidiculousLevels), I say this: Please make as many dumb desicions as possible so that you may learn something.
Sorry, Nat, but Alex was right.
P.S. To the boyfriends of the girls in question: there's no point in denying these allegations, and if you want to, for whatever reason, take it up with me personally, go ahead, you'll lose.
posted by CrazedCommando at
7:47 PM
7 Comments:
No comment I could possibly write could make this rant any better than it already is. Splendid work, sir! :D
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John, at 6/16/2005 01:05:00 AM
It's not that I've cemented what you were trying to do, now, but I always have ignored it. I've always gone around giving people what they want, but when it comes to something I want, I'm now selfish?
I'm actually happy now, regardless of the fact that you think it's a dumb decision. I won't try to fix whatever friendship we had (because it won't be the same anymore), so all I can do is wish you the best with everything. If you come back with a cruel remark, I won't read it, because I don't want to worsen what we have now.
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Natasha, at 6/18/2005 01:17:00 PM
Goddamn it Natasha, you missed the whole fucking point. And that's not true, you haven't always gone around giving people what they want, you're a lot more selfish then you seem to understand.
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Oliver, at 6/18/2005 02:57:00 PM
Natasha, I think you need to read the post once more, because I don't know what I was trying to cement or what you were ignoring.
Besides the occasional chest viewing, you've never given me what I wanted. I wanted to take you to lunch for birthday, I was stood up. I wanted a birthday gift, never got it. In fact, most of the times I have invited you over, yoou simply went to do other things. You've always done what you've wanted, at least when dealing with me.
Happy? Well THAT'S a lie, because you called Henry crying about whether Oliver hated you. Also, it's plain to everyone in the know that you're only going to be hurt in this new "relationship". Do it if you want, but don't come cryin' to me when it fails.
And how dare you tell me not to say a cruel remark, when your mindgames and mixed signals were far more cruel than anything I've ever said to or about you?
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CrazedCommando, at 6/18/2005 02:57:00 PM
Too bad you probably wont read this Natasha but ill say it anyways. You are a dumbass. You live in New York City and yet you go looking for "love" in California. Besides the fact that ive heard of many men who were interested in you and one of which includes my best friend Eli. You definatly dont go around "giving people what they want" you go around and fuck things up. You should also take into consideration that this guy is so desperate he is online trying to get with some 15 year old 3000 miles away. I think you are asking for an anal raping. Oh yea when you compared that rapist to me before by saying things like at least he promised you his heart, at least i was fucking honest. You want to know something amazing how we even lasted 6 and change months. I hate people like you, but since i always fucking hear about you and have to fucking see you all the goddamn time even when i just wish you would disapear I cant help but try and talk to you and let you realize that you are a dumbass. Eli wants his damn belt back! FUCK!
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Alex, at 6/20/2005 10:53:00 PM
word, word, amen.
-phil
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Anonymous, at 8/09/2005 06:09:00 PM
fuck that bitch
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ho, at 8/22/2005 04:37:00 AM
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