My (as in eli's) secret love for smelling Nikolais balls when hes asleep is taking control of my life and he needs to know

I'm sorry that this secret came out, but it's just that the smell of Nikolai's balls, which were just recently in jake smith's mouth smell like tic-tacs (what jake ate prior to sucking nikolai's balls.)

I'm not gay, I just spend a lot of time with Nikolai because he isn't an idiot like Jake Smith.