Crazed Productivity!

Hello folks! I thought it would be nice to combine one constantly-begged-for update with one I just thought of a few days ago.

The list of things I would beat my children for being (also to be included in the 9/10's plan):

1. Vegans: All cliched criticsm aside, the only reason your lifestyle is possible is because you don't actually have to work to make your food, you hypocritical cheesecunts! All cliched critism brought to the forefront, Vegans are annoying, stupid and useless. Fuck 'em all.

2. Pro-lifers: Listen up you rich, lazy shitbags, It's obvious you just want more parentally-ignored, obediant workers. Soon, I hope, the brains of humanity will understand the huge danger in your selfish, yokel consumerism; copious child birth is the most catastrophic of consumeristic calamities!

3. Anti-gun folks: Let's get the obvious contradiction aside: the same folks who claim to live in the name of social justice and truth are trying to eliminate access to the tools necessary to accomplish those aims. Did you think the American Revolution was won with "edgy" youtube videos and blog posts? The other crutch of this functionally retarded segment of the population is the claim that "citizens in need can rely on the police and therefore do not require individual protection". Have these people ever dealt with crime, much less the police? The only thing the police can do is dish out punishment, not prevent crime. Just another bunch of army-type morons whose sole pleasure is the domination or murder of others. The police will not save you or your family when a psychotic killer comes for you. They'll just check the DNA in the cum stains and find the criminal. They'll execute him, sure, but what good will that do you, you dead fuck?

That's all for tonight, folks. This list will be updated occaisonally, so if you see "vegans" at the top of my page, i've probably updated the list and your lazy ass can just scroll down to the next scourge of humanity! Maybe it'll even be you!