A revelation
And a promise of more updates to come!
Revelation: I've found the true textbook, functional definition of happiness!
Happiness is directly proportional to how much of a pain the ass it would be to die at a certain moment (the moment in question of happiness).
For those of you too stupid to understand English syntax, here is an example that even your few synapses will activate for:
From personal experience, I was less pissed to be fatally run over by a truck when I had no job, but now that I'm doing things (note: last 3 words [4 if you count I'm as 2 words] constituted a lie) I don't want it to happen.
Don't take my confused ramblings for it, Just think of a "good time in your life". Would you have been really sad (as a ghost) to have died at this time? Then you were happy, you moron! Get off the zoloft and just do whatever makes you feel like you would be said sad ghost!
Revelation: I've found the true textbook, functional definition of happiness!
Happiness is directly proportional to how much of a pain the ass it would be to die at a certain moment (the moment in question of happiness).
For those of you too stupid to understand English syntax, here is an example that even your few synapses will activate for:
From personal experience, I was less pissed to be fatally run over by a truck when I had no job, but now that I'm doing things (note: last 3 words [4 if you count I'm as 2 words] constituted a lie) I don't want it to happen.
Don't take my confused ramblings for it, Just think of a "good time in your life". Would you have been really sad (as a ghost) to have died at this time? Then you were happy, you moron! Get off the zoloft and just do whatever makes you feel like you would be said sad ghost!
posted by CrazedCommando at
5:17 AM
1 Comments:
Is synthetic happiness any different than true happiness? Let Teo take his Soma!
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Oliver, at 7/01/2008 05:15:00 PM
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