A short one to tide you over

Yeah yeah I take too long to update. Sue me.

I dedicate this post to the breed of moron that begin their answering machine messages thus: "Hi/hello, you've reached [insert brainless cretin here]."

OH REALLY? I'VE REALLY REACHED YOU? THEN WHY AREN'T I TALKING TO YOU, DUMBASS?

Honestly, if people can't even be bothered to express a very simple message without resorting to a tired phrase that means the exact opposite of what they are trying to get at, what hope is there for humanity? I elect this group to be summarily executed, right after idiotic MTA employees who install subway advertisements backwards. Let's try and have some standards here, people!