It was a combination of hunger and loneliness that compelled me to order two number 2's at McDonald's today... It was terrifying. It just seems like some guys have all the luck, as they say, and I have none, women-wise, anyway.
On a different note, I thought I might reveal my college plans, with the emphasis on "if any". I figure that I'll only go to college if the application process is relatively easy and I get accepted into the college (and no, I don't mean
colleges, you conformist, over-achieveing, sons of bitches) that I apply to, Baruch. Long story short, (big) if I don't make it as a famous rock drummer, I'd be happy as an editor as a career choice.
I think now I'll divulge a little into my thoughts on women's rights, racism, and tolerance in general. First of all, to you women, you can't have it both ways, unless by "both ways" you mean a cock in each hole. What I mean is, if you want coats to be thrown down in the mud, favors to be done, to be able to use your boobs as leverage to get whatever you want, and to avoid being slugged, then you'll have to deal with the fact that you can't possibly have completely equal rights.
Constitutionally, even, you shouldn't have equal rights, under the principle of "Separate but equal cannot exist". Of course, this may seem like an un-educated misinterpretation of the constitution, but it isn't. The way people carry on about women's rights would make you think that there are absolutely
no differences between the way the two sexes think and handle situations, which there is. Think about it. If women were
meant to be equal, then that's the position they would have established way back in yon olde caveman days, when human societal patterns and behaviors were being formed. Don't give me any of this "times have changed" bullshit either, because while it's true times
have changed, I haven't seen
anything that would make me think that women are suddenly more qualified.
Moving on to the whole issue of tolerance, it strikes me as odd that the very people who hold things like diversity days and other ridiculous events, the bleeding-heart liberals, are the same people who are trying to ruin society with their reckless narrow-mindedness. Think of it this way: having an offensive personality is just as intrinsic as being black or jewish or retarded. Liberals who would take away my graphic films and then go to a rally for civil rights are really the most despicable people of all. And, surprisingly, that's why I like fundamentalist conservatives better than whiny, pansy-ass, hypocritical, and selfish liberals. At least the conservatives don't lie about their intolerance. I have just as much right to pre-judge everyone I see as some whiny fuck has to hold a parade about it.
Speaking of the society that's being ruined, that's another thing I hate about this culture, the idea that everyone should be as well off as everyone else. Last time I checked, this was America, not some goddamned satellite state. If women are being objectified and you don't like it, too bad, that's the hand you were dealt. Same goes for everyone else, if you don't like how you have it here, leave, or better yet, kill yourself. We need land for more mini-golf courses and amusement parks anyway.
Another thing I hate about this culture is the fucking value EVERYONE sees in the preservation of life, case-in-point, the Terry "I Got What I Deserved" Schiavo case. If someone dies, big whoop, especially if that someone was in a bulemia-induced coma for 15 GODDAMNED YEARS! This "I Love LIFE" mantra is the key element to the "I'll gladly give up my liberty and the liberty of others so I can feel better about myself because some half-educated rent-a-cop is going through my luggage and that will stop the "terrorists"" mantra. George Washington was no less a terrorist than Osama Bin Laden, and King George the third no more a tyrant than "Dubya"
I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I will enjoy brutally maiming the afore-mentioned groups.
