Not quite an epiphany:

Whenever my trains of thought end up in the trainyard, I always remember a few things that are so obvious and basic that it's a wonder they aren't "old sayings". Then I forget them again. Luckily, I was near my computer when I remembered this one:

Every single societal problem I can think of is caused by one of two things. People who take themselves/their causes too seriously, or people who obsess over things.

Seems kind of obvious, I know, but who else writes this shit down? Someone ought to. Also, I had nothing else to write.

NO SUBJECT FOR YOU!

[Edit]
It turns out that Elena's "fiance" dumped her today. A) I was right. B) Watch the same thing happen to Natasha, and watch me laugh and laugh.

I'm so angry right now, I can't even masturbate. What has put me into such a furor, you say? The stupidity of some women I know. First and foremost, there was the much-publicized cutting-down of Elana A. (I think the "A" stands for " 'airy" (hairy without the "h")). The transcript can be found here: http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=Lord_Guan&tab=weblogs&uid=284764243.

Then there's the wonderful situation with my good "friend" Natasha. I won't explain it all, but basically, she just wants to be friends with me, despite incredible innuendos otherwise. However, instead of doing what's obvious, since EVERYONE already thinks we're a couple, she's decided she's found a "soulmate" in a californian statutory rapist (he's 18, she's 15). I'm sure most of you out there are thinking "Eli, you're just being a jealous stalker-type." Don't get me wrong, I've thought about it that way, and I must say, I probably am. But that's not the issue. The issue is that Natasha, who for so long I dealt with in as pleasant a way as possible, even when everyone around me told me she was too stupid to waste my time with, has finally cemented what I've been trying to ignore for months: some women are just so naive and selfish that there's really no hope for them.

So to all the women I might meet who suffer from B.A.D.G.I.R.L.(BeingADumbassGirlInRidiculousLevels), I say this: Please make as many dumb desicions as possible so that you may learn something.

Sorry, Nat, but Alex was right.

P.S. To the boyfriends of the girls in question: there's no point in denying these allegations, and if you want to, for whatever reason, take it up with me personally, go ahead, you'll lose.

Long Time No See

Hey folks! I'm back again, this time with a matter of some import: The Rolling Stones suck majorly. Seriously, every time I see a Stones video on VH1 Classic, I burst into laughter. Mick Jagger is the ugliest fag of a singer who ever lived. And he can't sing to save his life. I'm sure secretaries who get drunk and sing Stones songs at karaoke bars sing those lame songs better than Dick Fagger. He's not a singer like Ronnie Van Zant, now there was a frontman. I hope the Rolling Stones tour jet crashes into a mountain of shit.